// homework, but make it someone else's problem

Skip the grind.
Keep the grades.

Need your Sparx done in a pinch? Look no further. Tell us what is due and when, we run it through the bot, and you get on with your evening. Thirteen platforms, live status, no detention.

all running smooth ⚡ Panic deadline? Done within the hour 💬 Sorted over Discord

// how it works

Four steps. About a minute of effort.

01

Pick your platform

Choose from the supported sites below. Green means we are running smooth on it right now.

02

Fill the form

Tell us what is due, when, and your login. Takes about a minute on your phone.

03

Sort payment

We DM you on Discord with how to pay. Small price, way cheaper than a Saturday detention.

04

Homework gets done

The bot logs in and clears it. You get the all clear well before your deadline.

// live service status

What we cover, and what is up right now

Working Unstable Offline

Status is set by hand and reflects what the bot can reach. Third party sites change without warning, so an amber or red pill just means we are working around it. You can still order an offline service and we will tell you the moment it is back.

// pricing

Two ways to never see a detention slip again

Emergency Completion

one-off

Got something due and no time? Pick how fast you need it. Pay once, we clear it, done.

Pick your urgency

    Order a one-off

    Weekly Auto-Schedule

    set & forget

    Hand it over once. The bot does your chosen homework on the same day every week, automatically, so you never think about it again.

    £1 one-time setup

    • Runs every week without you lifting a finger
    • Pick the day and time it fires
    • Cancel any time, no lock-in
    Set up a schedule

    payment instructions are sent over Discord after you submit the form. no card details on this site.

    // place an order

    Drop the details.

    Fill it in, hit send, then join the Discord. We pick it up from the queue and DM you to confirm and sort payment. Nothing happens to your account until you have paid and given the go-ahead.

    // the quick version

    • 1. Submit this form
    • 2. Join the Discord
    • 3. We DM you, you pay
    • 4. Bot clears the homework

    This is how we contact you. No Discord? Grab it free, the invite is on the thank-you screen.

    What do you need? *

    When does it need to be in by?

    Only used to log in and do the work. Sent to the operator, never shared or posted. See the Privacy Policy.

    Tick the box above to enable sending.

    // questions, answered

    FAQ

    Is this safe?+

    We keep your details in private records, only use your login to do the work, and never post or sell anything. That said, read the bit below about your school's rules so you know what you are signing up for.

    Will my teacher know?+

    The work shows up as completed on your account like any other session. We cannot promise a teacher will never ask questions, so treat this as homework help, not a magic cloak. Using it is your call and your responsibility.

    How fast is fast?+

    Panic tier turns things around within the hour. Rush is within five hours. Standard is for anything with a day or more on the clock. The tighter the deadline, the higher the tier.

    What if my platform is unavailable?+

    A red pill means the bot cannot reach that site right now, usually because the site changed something. You can still order it. We hold the request and DM you the second it is back, or refund if we genuinely cannot deliver.

    How does the weekly schedule work?+

    You pay a one-time setup fee and pick a day and time. From then on the bot does that homework every week on its own. No need to fill the form again. Cancel whenever you like.

    What payment methods do you take?+

    Usually we collect payment through Stripe, meaning you can use many payment methods. Nothing is charged on this website. Once you submit the form we DM you on Discord with the exact instructions and amount.